Monday, July 28, 2008

new friends

Oh, I forgot to mention that I met my neighbors here in this Stepford town. Two of the ladies are cool as shit and I plan on hanging out with them. One is a stay at home mom (SAHM- ever heard of that acronym before??), but was a teacher for ten years before getting pregnant again. The other works part time, has five kids, but grew up in rural Oregon and drinks and smokes like a geezer. Never thought I'd use the terms "Cool as shit" and "Stay at home mom" in the same sentence, but there you go.

Side note- I still haven't heard from the editor of the Fucknut Gazette (I emailed him on Friday to ask what the f*ck was up with not printing my piece). Wanker. If I had balls, I would lay them across his stupid forehead.

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